Here’s Wednesday’s White House press release. (We added the parentheses)
Today, American Dream Week (More of a nightmare) continues at the White House. President Donald J. Trump is focused on empowering every American to achieve their dreams (Unless, of course, you’re black, any ethnicity other than true white ‘American’, poor, immigrant or not healthy enough to withstand a butchering of the health care system) Under the President’s leadership, optimism is skyrocketing, (His job approval rating is at the lowest since they started measuring Presidential ‘approval’.) jobs are coming back, (Which they’ve been doing since Obama took office) and the economy is revving up. (Because corporations are drooling at the prospect of de-regulation)
Reforming American Immigration for a Strong Economy
On Wednesday, President Donald Trump, alongside U.S. Senators Tom Cotton and David Perdue, (Two famously anti-immigration advocates) announced legislation that would represent the most significant reform to our immigration system in half a century. The Reforming American Immigration for a Strong Economy (RAISE) or (Really Acting Insanely Stupid Example’) Act will create a merit-based immigration system that protects our workers, our taxpayers, and our economy.
Vice President Pence in Montenegro
Yesterday, Vice President Pence concluded his trip abroad to Eastern Europe. His last stop was Montenegro, where he made remarks at the Adriatic Charter Summit. “The bond between the United States and Europe has been, is now, and always will be essential — for we are stronger together than we will ever be apart.” (However if Russia decides to cross your border we can’t help you because they’ll call in trump’