Mexican ‘caravan’ now a Guinness record holder

News flash: The ‘migrant caravan’ is headed toward Guadalajara and a shot at a Guinness World Record in the category of ‘world’s longest conga line moving in one direction and not connecting with the end of their line’. A spokesperson for the caravan said “We needed to ‘rebrand’ ourselves to get better press. The ‘invasion’ […]

An open letter to the people of Canada

Dear Canada, Let me say up front that we (The American people) think you’re fabulous! You’ve been like family to us for a long time and a great neighbor as well. Most of us know you didn’t burn the white house during the war of 1812. We don’t think we have to go to war […]

White House press release (And what it really means)

Here’s Wednesday’s White House press release. (We added the parentheses) Today, American Dream Week (More of a nightmare) continues at the White House. President Donald J. Trump is focused on empowering every American to achieve their dreams (Unless, of course, you’re black, any ethnicity other than true white ‘American’, poor, immigrant or not healthy enough […]