Commencing in Montreux, Switzerland, It was to be the world’s most prestigious co-branded Middle East peace talks, but the Egyptian invitation to the Israeli/Hamas peace talks dubbed ‘Purina Dog Chow/Pepsi One Challenge’ by its sponsors; was rejected by both participants. “We were hoping for a major falafel sponsor. Is this the best they can do?” […]
Obama tears tags from pillows, Republicans sue
John Boehner released a document that, he says “Proves beyond any shadow of a doubt that President Obama is responsible for the huge, mysterious crater which ‘spontaneously’ appeared in a remote part of Siberia. “It was not caused by an unidentified object falling from space, but placed there by a basketball loving President as a […]
Putin on the ‘glitz’
George H.W. Bush spokesman Jim McGrath confirmed ex-President George ‘Poppy’ Bush (41) received a personal phone call and gift from Russian President Vladimir Putin on his 90th birthday “Putin called Bush and sent a portrait of President Bush as a young Navy ensign in his dress whites.” Upon close inspection of the portrait, one of […]
‘Cruzin’ for a bruisin’ (in 2016)
Senator Ted “I’m not really Canadian” Cruz won a straw poll at the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans. A straw poll is one that is taken among a group of like-minded people attending a ‘pander-fest’ who may have been drinking heavily. In this case they are a group of people so far to the […]