Where do I send a card? Charles Manson, probably the most infamous murderous psychopath in the penal system has big news. But wait, we’ll let ‘Star’ his betrothed tell you all about it. “Well, I fell for Charley when I noticed (How could you not?) the nazi symbol he etched in his forehead. That’s more […]
Islamic State gives refinery back to Iraq: oil prices too low
The west was stunned when Islamic State fighters relinquished control of the oil fields they seized in eastern Iraq. “There are some ‘dings’ in the equipment,” said acting General Omar Kahlid at a hastily called news conference, “We never operated anything larger than a falafel stand.” Habib ‘Jimmy’ Ramalamadingdong, a regional VP for economic development […]
Singing Nuns and the Pope’s garage sale
What would be the most unbelievable song an Italian Nun could sing? Couldn’t be Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ could it? Or could it? Pope Francis is not the only one who is roiling the church. Italy’s singing nun, Sister Cristina Scuccia, is the winner of “The Voice of Italy” and that’s the song she chose. […]
Let’s hope the sun doesn’t ‘flip out’ in our lifetime
When NASA speaks, we listen. We are in awe of rocket scientists much like the awe we feel when we see Congress actually doing something. NASA scientists warned “The sun’s entire magnetic field is about to flip. This is a natural phenomenon like earthquakes, floods and hemorrhoids.” This happens every 11 years, and coincides with […]