Spring is here….achoo! Hail Spring!….sniff sniff! The nasal spray which has not been used all year has officially passed its use by date. By my estimation Spring has not officially sprung in my yard until the first small black grasshoppers make their unwelcome appearance. According to the calendar though, Spring happens on March 19th. Traditionally […]
Spam-A-Lot
Ever since I signed a petition to save a whale in 1979, my information has ‘magically’ appeared on every mailing (And email) list. My name has been tossed around like a bucket of fish on the back lot at Sea World or a legal substance at 4:20 in Colorado. Selling your name is the […]
Mexican ‘caravan’ now a Guinness record holder
News flash: The ‘migrant caravan’ is headed toward Guadalajara and a shot at a Guinness World Record in the category of ‘world’s longest conga line moving in one direction and not connecting with the end of their line’. A spokesperson for the caravan said “We needed to ‘rebrand’ ourselves to get better press. The ‘invasion’ […]
Canada needs us! A call to action
Canada needs our help! Our benevolent neighbor to the north (Not Mexico; that’s south) needs help and fast! Canada has been a good neighbor and have not even threatened to invade us but they’ve been going downhill for about a decade now and we can prove it. For Canadian drinkers of decent beer, which for […]