With the takeover of a closed bird sanctuary visitor center and gift shop in Oregon, armed men lamented the lack of gifts to mail home as souvenirs of the takeover. “Where are the ‘My drinking buddies and I took over a visitor center and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt’ souvenirs?” said one. “It’s […]
Sorting out the news of 2015
The almost biggest news of the year was the meteoric rise of Donald Trump as a Presidential candidate. He promises a ‘most huge’ and ornate wall between the US and Mexico, will import it from China and make El Chapo pay for it. NBC anchor Brian Williams told a whopper about being ‘under fire’ in […]
Miami Beach; be at one with the sea
With the onset of sea level rise, The City of Miami Beach hopes to profit from residents catching fish on city streets during its high tides. They have declared city streets ‘commercial fishing zones’ during the hours of king tide and will start issuing licenses to all residents. Crabbing is free, however, and can take […]
Magical Kingdom security is now ‘characterized’
Assurances from legislators beholden to the gun industry, that more guns in public will alleviate the random acts of mass killing in our streets has been thoroughly debunked. Despite this fact, Disney and other theme parks initiated new protocols at their park entrances. In a press release from Bob Calendrine, security ‘mouse’ at Disneyworld, character […]