The U.N. Security Council, responsible for world security and quashing parking tickets in Manhattan, issued a statement condemning North Korea’s latest missile launch. North Korean leader for “All Eternity and Beyond’ Kim Jong Un chose the eve of the Chinese New Year for the launch hoping to hide it amidst the Chinese fireworks displays. “We […]
Super Bowl 50 commercials better than ever
Who’s going to win your heart? Is it the animals in the game or the animals in the commercials? Air time in the biggest show of the year costs more than a talk from Hillary Clinton so Advertisers better make it good. They want to air their spots close to the beginning of the game […]
Trump to come back and ‘buy the farm’ in Iowa
Donald trump delivered arguably his most dis-ingenuous speech after coming in second in the Iowa caucuses. He said, “Iowa, we love you. We thank you. You’re special. We will be back many, many times. In fact, I think I might come here and buy a farm. I love it.” Trump closed by suggesting maybe he’ll buy […]
Open carry or open scary?
Florida’s new legislative session would not be complete without a proposal to openly arm every Floridian who feels their life is in danger when shopping for groceries. “You never know when a loony will rebel against the price of adult diapers and start shooting up the ‘popcorn, charcoal and nuts’ aisle” said State Representative Bill […]