Miami rude? Get off our lawn!

Financial news and opinion website 24/7 Wall St. says Miami is the worst city in America in which to live. Worse than Detroit or Paterson, N.J. Bam! So we have traffic, some pythons and a little ‘sea rise’ on Miami Beach. So what! Hey America, are you jealous of our sunshine and party-going culture? What […]

Death by selfie

Selfie-related accidents have lately killed more people worldwide than shark attacks. Most of the recently deceased would probably wish to be known as killed by a shark instead of a camera. Their self-absorbed friends would say “Yeah, if you’ve got to go, that’s the way to do it.” Since 2014, the most dangerous places to […]

New NRA initiatives echo reality

In the wake of the country’s worst gun violence, the Congress voted down 4 gun control bills. The NRA then proposed a new series of initiatives that would soothe citizen fears. “It’s simple” said NRA spokesperson Jimmy ‘shooter’ McClanahan, “The public should not be able to read about any future killings. Newspapers, TV and the […]

My Un-Bucket List

The bucket list is a phenomenon that came about when baby boomers started realizing they had not done all the things they wanted to do. What about the things they never wanted to do? This is my un-bucket List: I will never start a column with the words ‘Before I die’ I will never send […]