Happy Independence Day, now go shopping

America will celebrate Independence Day while teaming up as a nation to participate in some of the activities that make us great. That’s right; mattress sales, car sales, electronics sales and anything a retailer can think of to get you and your credit card into their establishment. Shopping for bargains is one of our longest, […]

Please pass (On) the crickets

Part 110.110 of the code of federal regulations allows the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to establish maximum levels of natural or unavoidable defects in foods for human use that present no health hazard. (Or so they think/hope)  For example, manufacturers can’t allow more than 225 bug parts (No clue of how many insects constitute […]

New health plan gets off the ground

Republicans have added an old friend as an add-on to their new health care bill; Jack Kevorkian, the deceased euthanasia activist. “All the youth in Asia support Jack”, said SCROTUS, “So how bad could he be? It’ll be the best health plan ever and it doesn’t matter if you Don’t Know Jack, trust us. In […]