North Korea launched another missile test last week said the U.S. Pacific Command. The missile did not leave North Korean territory and did not pose a threat to North America because it landed 200 feet away from the launch pad. “That’s really far” said an observer, ‘We expected it to go across town.” The town, population 53 including animals, was sent a letter of condolence prior to the launch.”
“We don’t care if they blow up too soon and land nearby. It’s all for effect” said Kim Jong Un. “The area that was hit won’t look any different, it looks the same whether we bomb it or not.
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson urged the United Nations to implement new sanctions against North Korea like denying them consumer items they don’t have, like everything.
In a retaliatory move North Korea, still smarting from the failed missile test because of a defective rubber band, said it was banning downloads of all western music during the 2 hours a month of spotty internet.
“We’re proud to have the 47th people’s military band and kimchi marching unit with the so called starving peasants chorus and their salute to our magnificent Supreme Marshall of the Shining Sun Forever and a Day and Secretary of All He Surveys, but not Secretary as in Assistant to Anyone, Kim Jong Un” Chief Title Writer Hay Fuk Me, said in a published report.
The sanctions will not hurt us” he said, “What hurts is that we’re not shipping our leading export, dirt, to our main trading partner, Bulgaria. They’re full right now.”
SCROTUS said he would be ‘honored’ to meet with Kim Jong Un. So far he’s pissed off Mexico, Canada, Germany and Australia and praised Russia’s Putin, extended an invitation to the White House to Duterte, the leader of the Philippines who is a self-proclaimed murderer, congratulated Erdogan, of Turkey who just consolidated his power undemocratically, and now wants to meet with the dictator of North Korea.
What don’t we understand about what he’s doing?